Joke ni aku dapat dari satu forum. Sebab takder idea lain aku paste kat sini.
Subject: Computer Hardware and Software:
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system>activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag, Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
July 9th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
hehe…masalah rumahtanggan pun bleh diteknokan kan?
July 9th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
ekekek. sabau aje la.
July 9th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
@penyubiru
Tu la pasal. Aku pun tak terpikir nak tulis lawak masalah rumahtangga dalam format tekno cenggini.
@megat
Hahah.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Huhuh, memang best kalau isu camni di tekno kan
July 9th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
mmg trouble betol user tuh ehehehe
July 10th, 2008 at 1:27 am
Salam,
Ha ha ha. For a joke, memang boleh gelak. Tapi in the real life, janganlah dibuat isteri macam an item. Eheh.
Trimas singgah di blog saya.
July 10th, 2008 at 8:07 am
memang kelakau. satu lawak yang baik untuk aku di pagi khamis ini.
ps: terasa lawak dgn part ni –> Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag, Nag 9.5.
kepada suami2, kalau asik suruh isteri buat semuanya, leteran isteri akan di dengar. betul ke?
July 10th, 2008 at 9:21 am
@Fahmishah
Tu la. Ada betul nya pulak tu.
@ad3ck
Yer kan.
@aTiQah
It just a joke.
Dengar tu korang, jangan anggap isteri macam item, respek isteri.
@syam
Hahah.. tu yg kena run C:\APOLOGIZE tu banyak banyak.